Bulletin 2802
It is a sad day that forces us to announce that Scratch's Dream Theatre has had to close its doors to the public, but it is a day that we have all been foreseeing for quite some time. My sister and I would like to thank you all for being such a welcoming community and for making the last three and a bit decades so special.
It goes without saying that the escalating quarantines, lockdowns and curfews over the last few years would eventually dispel even the most loyal patrons. We always knew that this day was inevitable. We are proud and thankful that we have lasted for as long as we have, but we feel that the time has come for this announcement to be made.
So once again, thank you.
The final ever winning raffle numbers are: 28, 02 and 20. Your prizes have been dispatched. We sincerely apologise if your prizes are confiscated by security. We hope you understand that such things are out of our control.
Posted by Kaz Scratch (over 7 years ago)
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Ah! Now everything makes sense.
For those that did not work it out, this was of course a teaser for the upcoming coronavirus pandemic. 🙃
This strange bulletin definitely had me going for a while. My interest is certainly peaked for this new entry.
Hmmm, intriguing... 🤔